[Pete]
I never wanted you anyway
I always knew my place and knew my lane
But you had to go and seduce and play a game
But I'm off that train

[Steph]
Wait a minute, you're not off the hook
Who's the victim when you shoot me looks?
I never go for a geek
Who'd spend the prom in a stall

[Pete]
If I loved you, you would know it
[Steph]
If I loved you, I would show it

[Pete]
If I loved you like you should be loved
[Steph]
Loved you like I'm capable of

[Steph and Pete]
If you were the one I'm thinking of, woah
Oh, babe I'd let you know

[Pete]
I mean, we're graduating anyway
How's it gonna work when you're outta state?
Ooh! I guess we'd better save the date
You homecoming queen
The football team will meet your need

[Steph]
You bet they can, oh babe, you bet they can
Don’t need a lover boy, need a lover man
Sure! I'm a sapiosexual, you’re intellectual
But I cut my lover losses when I can

If I loved you, you would know it

[Steph and Pete]
If I loved you, I would show it
If I loved you like you should be loved (should be loved)

[Steph]
Loved you like I'm capable of

[Steph and Pete]
If you were the one I'm thinking of, woah
Oh, babe I’d let you know

[Steph]
It’s only now that I can see what you’re hiding
You’re using me just to move up
Wake me up when you turn eighteen

[Steph and Pete]
Looks like you've got to grow up

[Pete]
Show me how I'm a user when you’re using your power
To slyly get all that you want
Wake me up when the mean girl is more than mean

[Steph and Pete]
If I, if I–
If I loved you, you would know it
If I loved you, I would show it
If I loved you like you should be loved (if I loved you like you should be loved)
If I loved you like I'm capable of (if I loved you like I'm capable of)
If you were the one I'm thinking of, woah
Oh, babe I’d let you know

[Pete]
Oh, babe I’d let you know

[Steph]
Oh, babe I’d let you know

[Steph and Pete]
I think you’d better go

[Steph and Pete]
You first!