Trooper Mccue, Fork Or a Spoon to Finish Your Soup?
Why Do You Drive At a Hundred and Five? Icy Hill Loop!
Seapod Is Cool, She Goes to School Across the Lake
Tank Talk Is Cheap, You Graze With Sheep, You Take the Cake.

Trooper, You Psycho Looper [used to Be "You're Super Duper"]
If I Even Think About It in the Store
Be It a Poster, An Alley Coaster
It Shows Up At My Door

Trooper, You Psycho Looper
If I Even Think About It in the Store
Be It a Poster, An Alley Coaster
It Shows Up At My Door

Green Mountain Girl, Mind in a Whirl, Ascends Up the Hill
Lives On a Farm, Protects Her Left Arm, Tries Not to Spill
Too Fuckin' Hip, She Throws Anyone Lip, Sets People Straight
Always On Time, Encephalous Crime, a Crime Not to Waste

Trooper, You Psycho Looper
If I Even Think About It in the Store
Be It a Poster, An Alley Coaster
It Shows Up At My Door

Trooper, You Psycho Looper
If I Even Think About It in the Store
Be It a Poster, An Alley Coaster
It Shows Up At My Door

Trooper Mccue, Fork Or a Spoon to Finish Your Soup?
Why Do You Drive At a Seventy-five? Icy Hill Loop!
Seapod Is Cool. She Goes to School Across the Lake
Tank Talk Is Cheap, You Graze With Sheep, You Take the Cake.

Trooper, You Psycho Looper
If I Even Think About It in the Store
Be It a Poster, An Alley Coaster
It Shows Up At My Door