Celebrity attack!
You love it, admit it!
Come join the fashion-pack!
Our logo on your back!
Go get it and show it!
Designed to make you sweat!

To raise the sales and profit
Of Tankard merchandise
We widened our business exclusive franchise
Offering brands of lifestyle sold out immediately
Spiked boxer shorts and headphones
Perfume of barley

Celebrity attack!
You love it, admit it!
Come join the fashion-pack!
Our logo on your back!
Go get it and show it!
Designed to make you sweat!

Become a part of our fame
We are the idols of the metal cash machine
Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen
Support the idols of the metal cash machine

Justin and lady BlaBla bought our products too
The self-inflating barf bag
Beer chocolate, pink booze
We've launched a new collection
Stinkers from Diaidas
That's why the fans go crazy adoring just us

Celebrity attack!
You love it, admit it!
Come join the fashion-pack!
Our logo on your back!
Go get it and show it!
Designed to make you sweat!

Become a part of our fame
We are the idols of the metal cash machine
Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen
Support the idols of the metal cash machine

Our manager will meet you
On London thrashing week
Behind his booth he freaks out
His charming farts you'll reek

Celebrity attack!
You love it, admit it!
Come join the fashion-pack!
Our logo on your back!
Go get it and show it!
Designed to make you sweat!

Become a part of our fame
We are the idols of the metal cash machine
Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen
Support the idols of the metal cash machine

Become a part of our fame
We are the idols of the metal cash machine
Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen
Support the idols of the metal cash machine