We just left another old place
We recognized every new face
We sang all the songs, smoked all the bongs
Everyone's asking bout you

Took a left tun in the dark
We all live in asbury park
We sang all the songs

The old sing alongs everyone's
Asking about you how'd you do?
This ain't a ballad of Johnny Stiff
This ain't a ballad of Johnny Stiff
This ain't a ballad of Johnny Stiff
Or Conrad or Russell or Winston or Biff
Or Conrad or Russell or Winston or Biff

Now everyone here's doing fine
Drinking on london time
We're raising our glass
Pissed off our ass, guinness, whiskey, and wine

We're found what ever we choose
Getting stuck into the booze
Now don't know about you or what you would choose
Sure don't need any excuse

The aunt the ballad of Johnny Stiff
This ain't the ballad of Johnny Stiff
This ain't the ballad of jJohnny Stiff
Or Harry or Larry, or Gary or Kid
Or Harry or Larry, or Gary or Kid