The first date's the worst date
It's hard to know just what to do
I take you to dinner, you don't eat
You just play with your food
And there's something familiar
'Bout every word you say
It's hard to believe
This happened again!

I already met you!
I already met you!
You're like my last girlfriend yeah
And some girlfriend I had before her!

I take you to my apartment
And then it's just south of Beirut
You tell me you're bored and you
Don't like the color of my shoes
And the picture gets clearer
With every word that you say
It's hard to believe
This happened again!

I already met you!
I already met you!
You're like my last girlfriend
And some girlfriend I had before her!
Don't mean to upset you
I already met you!
You're like my last girlfriend yeah
And some girlfriend I had before her!

Two points two kids and a house on the hill
A dog named Boo and sweet Uncle Phil

My head says you're different
You're the one with whom I should grow old
Well that's not too convincing
While yelling me it's your Dad on my phone
So I stare out the window
And I find me a smile
Cause I still believe
It gets better'n this

I already met you!
I already met you!
You're like my last girlfriend
And some girlfriend I had before her!
Don't mean to upset you
I already met you!
You're like my last girlfriend yeah
And some girlfriend I had before her!

You're like my last girlfriend yeah
And some girlfriend I had before her!
And the girlfriend I had before her!
And the girlfriend I had before her!
And the girlfriend I had before that!