[Steven]
Mr. Smiley used to work here?!

[Sadie]
No, but used to be an actress and a R&B singer

[Mr. Smiley]
Donuts! At the Big Donut!
They make the world go 'round
A treat when you are down

Donuts! (Wow!) At the Big Donut! (Bam!)
Dunk them in coffee or tea (Yeah!)
Napkins are always free!

Now if a customer chokes on a donut
(That ain't right)
State law requires that you assist them
(Help them out now)
Take both hands!
Push below the diaphragm!
Get them happy and breathing, as fast as you can!
(That's the law!)

In the event of a fire
Don't panic, stay calm
There is a fire extinguisher
Against the back wall

There is a 6 percent sales tax on edible goods
Cause tax exemption is for non-prepared foods

In coffee or tea
Napkins are always free!