Welcome to the real world
Where Tinseltown meets Jersey Shore
And everyone’s a housewife
Survivor or a bachelor
Go and meet the girls next door
Keep up with all the K’s
Pimp your ride and pimp your life
For this amazing race
Super sweet sixteen and pregnant
Fired off of The Apprentice
Everything is entertainment here

It’s a Hollywood reality
A La La Land of fake believe
Scripted for the big screen
Living in your TV
A Hollywood reality
An ocean of celebrity
Nothing here is really what it seems

So you think you can dance
Or you’re an idol who can sing
Here Average Joe's have got a chance
And biggest losers win
Come enjoy the simple life
And hang out in the hills
Make a million, find a wife
Come on and get your thrills
Toddlers wearing gold tiaras
Searching for a piece of stardom
Everything is entertainment here

You can be a Supernanny
Make the band and win a Grammy
‘Cause everything is entertainment here