Caught you with your hand in the cookie jar
Shoving cocks in your cookie in the back of your car
You told me it was never gonna happen again
But before you fucked my uncle and my ex best friend
You gotta have the weenie, so why pretend?

You're a sneaky little bitch
Shoulda known it right from the start
You're a sneaky little bitch
Your intention was fucking my heart
Right in the ass
Right in the ass

Shoulda seen the signs when you came home late
Naked in a limo at a quarter to eight
In the morning said you didn't fuck him but I think I know
The kid we got at home has a big Afro
Same color as your ex, Lemonjello

You're a sneaky little bitch
I could tell by the screen on your phone
You're a sneaky little bitch
Dicks of all of the guys that you've boned

Now I finally have a clue
And I know what you can do
But there's something you don't know
I'm a sneaky fucker too
All the anal pics you took
For my private jacker book
I've been posting them tonight
To your church's new website

Caught you like a fish with a worm in your mouth
Taking Peter North on a trip down south
All your friends were laughing like a bunch of cunts
Sure I probably came off like a total dunce
Wish that I could give you herpes more than once

You're a sneaky little bitch
Shoulda listened to all of my friends
You're a sneaky little bitch
With your sneaky texts that you send
You're a sneaky little bitch
Shoulda known it right from the start
You're a sneaky little bitch
A sneaky, you're a sticky little shark