One pump
I blew my load
One pump
And I hit the road
One pump
You didn't get your clothes off
One pump
And now you have to hose off

One pump
Was all it took
Now go back to reading your book

I'm a one pump chump
One pump chump
I'm a one pump chump

One pump
And I'm all done
One pump
I hope you had fun
One pump
I emptied my balls
One pump
And it's viagra falls

One pump
I already came
Sorry, didn't get your name

I'm a one pump chump
One pump chump
Mr One Pump
One pump!
I'm a one pump chump

All my bitches think that it's a joke
First kiss to the money shot in just one stroke

One pump
Was all I had
One pump
I hope you ain't mad
One pump
The jizz was flying
One pump
And I left you crying

One pump
I must be cursed
My nut butter was dispersed

I'm a one pump chump
One pump chump
Mr One Pump
Hey!
One fucking pump!
I'm a one pump chump

Jump on my stump and
Hump till my dick takes a dump
One pump chump