If youve got this haircut, then you might well wear a hat.
'Coz its shorter at the front, and then its longer at the back.
They call this style a mullet and i know that for a fact,
but, The vandals sang about 'em, so we'll just leave it at that.
[Chorus]
This is a skanking song, its a skanking song,
And you cant go wrong if you skank along,
It's a skanking song, its a skanking song.

If you grow your hair long, and then shave it at the sides
Stick it up with wood glue and then leave it till it dries.
Go all sorts of colours, 'coz theres loadsa, different dyies.
You've got a mohican, and i know its no suprise that,

This is a skanking song, its a skanking song,
And you cant go wrong if you skank along,
It's a skanking song, its a skanking song.

This is a skanking song, its a skanking song,
And you cant go wrong if you skank along,
It's a skanking song, its a skanking song.

If youve got a limp cut, and you find that people stare.
Just add a little something, so that you can spike your hair.
Now your lookin' gnarly, your a regular skate punk.
So youve got no excuses, and ill see you down the front.

This is a skanking song, its a skanking song,
And you cant go wrong if you skank along,
It's a skanking song, its a skanking song.
And you cant go wrong, come on skank along.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Hey, hey, hey.Hey, hey, hey.