People are dying
The fault is our own
You can do lots of damage
When you're on your phone

We all have to agree to change it somehow
Let's all make a pledge to end it right now

The 4th Grade
Put it down
Don't be on your phone while being President
Put it down
You might do something dumb and cause an accident
Let's all agree, here today
That if we're leader of the U.S.A
We'll put it down
Fourth Grade
Put it down

McDonalds Worker
I'll take the pledge!
I'll take the pledge

Hillary Clinton
And I'll take the pledge
Fourth Grade
No one cares

Put it down if you're President today
If you find yourself being President today
Fourth Grade
Ah ah ah, ah a-ah
Ah ah ah, ah a-ah, ah
Put it down

Give a standing ovation for suicide in our nation
Or I will rip my own guts out without one hesitation
Dedication, that's what it's taken to awaken people to care
And yet my future's so hazy
My girlfriend's makin' me crazy

But still I'm workin' so hard
You know, just tryin' to hold on
'Cause I know that you don't miss me so much if I was gone
And all the voices start solo
But every day I hear them grow
Sayin' Eric, don't do it! Don't do it! No

Fourth Grade and Parents
Put it down
Don't be on your phone while being president

Put it down
You might do something dumb and cause an accident
We all agree, here today
That if we're ever leader of the U.S.A
We'll put it down
Fourth Grade
Put it down