What has happened to this place?
I don't recognize it anymore
It used to be so fun and special
What is life worth living for?
The dream is dead, our land is gone
There's a hole in my heart and i can't go on

There are too many minorities (minorities)
At my water park (my water park)
This was our land, our dream (our dream)
And they've taken it all away
They just keep coming and coming (minorities)
I tried to go and tell the police
But even the authorities
Are minorities
At my water park

There's no place for me to sit anymore
And the lines just keep getting crazier
There are mexicans all around me
The lazy river has never been lazier
It's a 40-minute wait to go down one slide
And the instructions are in spanish
On the zipline ride

Instuctor: "guarde sus brazos y piernas dentro del paseo"
Cartman: "just do it in english!"

There are too many minorities (too many)
At my water park (somebody do something)
Where did they all come from?
Wy can't they leave this land alone?
And it's such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying)
We've looked the other way too long
We've got to change our priorities
And get all these minorities
Out of my water park

Minorities
(mexicans and asians)
(black people)
I think i even saw native american (gross)
God, i'm asking please
Get all of these minorities
Out of my water park (my water park)