Kyle: There's always hope!
Miracles happen most every day
To people like you and me,
But don't expect a miracle
Unless you help make it to beee.

You hope- and I'll hurry.
You pray- and I'll plan.
We'll do what's necessary, cause
Even a miracle needs a hand!

You laugh.
Stan: We laugh.
Kyle: And I'll labor.
Stan: Tra-la-la-la.
Kyle: You sit.
Stan: We sit.
Kyle: And I'll stay.
Stan: Tra-la-la-la-la.
Kyle: Get help from our next-door neighbor, cause
Kyle & Stan: Even a miracle needs a hand!

(...)

Kyle: You wish.
Stan: We wish.
Kyle: And I'll whittle.
Stan: Tra-la-la-la.
Kyle: You sit.
Stan: We sit.
Kyle: And I'll stay.
Stan: Tra-la-la-la-la.
Kyle: Let's all try to help a little, cause
Kyle & Stan: Even a miracle- WOOOOSH

Stan: It's okay, we'll just have his charakter die in the film.

Kyle & Stan: Even a miracle needs a haaaand!