I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptations

Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: Howdy, Neighbor

I'm heading down to South Park, gonna see if I can unwind
I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So coming down to South Park, and meet some fiends' mine