I'm Super - Performed by Big Gay Al

Bombs are Flying,
People are Dying,
Children are Crying,
Politicians are Lying too..

Cancer is Killing,
Texaco spilling,
The whole world's gone to hell..
But how are you?

I'm super, thanks for asking!
All things considered, I couldn't be better I must say!
I'm feeling super, no nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when you're..
Don't you think I look cute in this hat!?

I'm so sorry, Mr Cripple..
Buy I just can't feel too bad for you right now Because I'm feeling, so insanely super!
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down!

He's super, thanks for asking!
All things considered, he couldn't be better he must say!
Yes, i'm super! No, nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when you're..
Don't you think I look cute in this hat,
These little pants, This matching tie,
That I got that I got at 'Vogues'?!

(I'm super!) In the barracks and the trenches as well
(Stick 'em up) Big Gay Al says, 'Do ask, Do tell'
(Skittles) Yes he's super, and he's proud to convay,
Every-thing-is-super-when-you're-gay!
When you're gay!