How long have you been on hold
Makes you want somebody to hold
Right outside your window , I was dancin
I wore that wig, I wore that dress
Guess I thought you'd be impressed
You just rolled your eyes and shut the shade

Wouldn't be the first time
And it wont be the last
I know you love me enough
To tell me when I'm acting like an ass

We'll just call it a freak accident
All my money's spent
Can't help myself
Daydreaminfreak accident, lack of common sense
We'll just call it a freak accident

Screwed up a few things in my life
Maybe even screwed 'em up twice
Every now and then, somebody's countin

Then again, I'm still alive
Somehow managed to survive
That ain't nothinworth announcing

My little stumbles
Started out as a child
And I've got a little steam to blow off
So please excuse me if I seem too wild

Just call it a freak accident
All my money's spent
Can't help myself
Daydreaminfreak accident, lack of common sense
We'll just call it a freak accident

Even when I'm feelindown
I look in the mirror and see a clown
When I look away, I'm always happy

I know you're a misfit too
That's my favorite part of you
Even at the fair, you can't get lucky

And this time I know I'm right
Though I knew it all along
Got to admit it's pretty far and few between
To worry about if something should go wrong

We'll just call it a freak accident
All my money's spent
Can't help myself
Daydreaminfreak accident, lack of common sense

We'll just call it a freak accident