There’s nothing better
Than walking through hell
There’s so much to do and see
There’s demons and bats
And brimstone and ash

Oh there’s nothing better than hell
The lands are viscous
And brimming with creatures
They’ll tear off your limbs
In a flash
With a cold dead stare

You better beware
There’s nothing on earth to compare
An even better treat
Is the wonderful heat
It’s a soothing million degrees

Slap on sunscreen
And get ready to scream
As you dive on into hell
The best location
For a tourist vacation

It’s a choice you won’t regret
So when you need some
Good relaxation
Just come on down to
The rootness tootles
And friendliest, hottest
And definitely safest
Destination
Hell