I stole your money and took your car
Blew out your system and went too far
Now you're so lonely. I made you cry
Don't need no reason to kiss your ass goodbye

I'll tell you something. Don't take it bad
Cause I'm the best thing you ever had

I am the best thing you ever had
I'm the best thing you ever had
You know you want it and you want it bad
I'm the best thing you ever had

I took your best friend and made him crawl
Mikey liked it. He ate it all
And when you found out you could have died
Was it the same thing I felt inside?

I'll tell you something. Don't take it bad
Cause I'm the best thing you ever had

I am the best thing you ever had
I'm the best thing you ever had
You know you want it and you want it bad
I'm the best thing you ever had

(solo)

I saw your daddy. He came to town
I didn't know he liked to get down
All three inches, father like son
Next time you see me, you better run

I'll tell you something. Don¹t take it bad
Cause I'm the best thing you ever had

I am the best thing you ever had
I'm the best thing you ever had
You know you want it and you want it bad
I'm the best thing you ever had