Hanging around in my armchair
watching TV all alone
There´s so much to do, but I don´t care
really no chance of raising my bum

I´m a lazy dude but I´m in this mood,
motivation´s almost gone
There´s no use for me to join in activity
and if you don´t believe me you can ask my mom.

On the sunnyside of life, no one ever rapes me
with the things I thrust aside, I wanna sleep, please let me go
to the sunnyside of life, where no one ever takes me for a ride.

So don´t piss me off with your hurry
and don´t complain ´bout my living style
Nothing could be so necessary
that it couldn´t wait for a while.