Mama, I wanna grow up to be a drunk
Sit around, watch TV and pick my feet
I wanna be pissed off and jealous of any
Who's successful and complain that I can't keep a job!
I'm not human, not human, I'm special
I'm not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

My sister, she's got 3 babies
But she don't remember who their daddy is
She was on Girls Gone Wild showin' her stuff
Now she's a porn star, we're so proud of her
She's not human, not human, she's special
She's not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

What that, you're looking for a donation?
Save the whales, feed the children?
Feed the children to the whales
I'm savin' up for a big screen TV!