Is it a gift or isn't it
I didn't ask for any of this
But I'm here so I'll have to cop it
Might as well try make somethin' of it

Have a margarita, have a scoop
I think I had too much too soon
But right now, somehow
Seems like a good time to talk to you

I don't ever wanna do wrong ever, by anyone
I just wish I held my tongue
Sometimes, when I'm drunk
Saying things that don't make sense
I just wanted, to be friends
Would you, please excuse the booze

Will it stick, should we give it the flick
Put it in the blender mix some words with it
Pour it out, I can't stop it
Put it on the record so you can cop it

Have a margarita, have a scoop
I think I had too much too soon
But right now, somehow
Seems like a good time to talk to you

I don't ever wanna do wrong ever, by anyone
I just wish I held my tongue
Sometimes, when I'm drunk
Saying things that don't make sense
I just wanted, to be friends
Would you, please excuse the booze

Have a margarita
Have a margarita
Have a margarita
Have a margarita

Have a margarita
Have a margarita
Have a margarita
Have a margarita