If you really want to know how to dance
Stop listening to shitty rock bands
When you go on a trip to the city of romance
Practice taking off your pants as fast as you can

You look like John Lennon taking a bite of lemon
I mean don't lean on me

Dance like the monks, dance like the punks
Dance like that shameless holy priest
Dance like a dog, dance like a frog
Dance like the beauty and the beast
We all die in the end
Just be yourself once again, yeah

Dance like the monks

If you really want to know how to have fun
First of all, take your hand off the gun
You don't have to go 1 on 1 against Michael Jordan
Don't be ashamed to turn around and run

You look like John Lennon taking a bite of lemon
I mean don't lean on me

Dance like the monks, dance like the punks
Dance like a shameless holy priest
Dance like a dog, dance like a frog
Dance like the beauty and the beast
We all die in the end
Just be yourself once again, let's dance

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!

Dance as you please
You are free

Dance like the monks, dance like the punks
Dance like that shameless holy priest
Dance like a dog, dance like a frog
Dance like the beauty and the beast
We all die in the end
Just be yourself once again, yeah

Dance like the monks