Coming in out of the heat, a spider crawled across my feet
It took my by surprise I jumped so high
It does not understand my fear
I can't explain what I just did
It's been with me since I was a kid
Nursery rhymes instilled
Along came a spider, sat down beside her
And whispered in her ear

If you've got sense enough to know
You've got somewhere else to go
I wish that you had sense enough
To go there

It's all I can do to not overreact
Pick you up in a special glass
Kept handy for the occasion
I call it spider transportation
You may not want to go outside
If you don't appreciate the ride
Then I wouldn't go next door if I were you
You'll wind up flat on someone's floor

If you've got sense enough to know
You've got somewhere else to go
I wish that you had sense enough
To go there