I get away with murder
Filthy motherfucker
Bow to your leader
Daddy's little stinker

I nearly split you in half
My mouth's a bubble bath
I'll take you 'til I turn red
Gonna pick me a switch
Well son of a bitch
I'm the monster underneath your bed

Dirty diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah

You're never gonna change me
As long as mommy loves me
Baby ankle biter
Fuckin' whippersnapper

I nearly split you in half
My mouth's a bubble bath
I'll take you 'til I turn red
Gonna pick me a switch
Well son of a bitch
I'm the monster underneath your bed

Dirty diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, o-n, o-n, o-n, o-n

Mommy, get the wooden spoon
Daddy, get the leather belt
Mommy, get the wooden spoon
Daddy, get the leather belt

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah