me and my truck like to hit the streets
see just how many pretty girls we can meet after 2 AM on the weekend
there was a 9 out of 10 standing outside the bar
"My name is Shane, how do you like me so far?" was my pickup line
It's been working since '99
She didn't even say a word, turned on her heel and flipped me the bird
lately we don't have the affect we used to have on the girls

me and my old pickup truck
these days we dont pick up much
but there's chrome on her hood
man we're looking so good when we're looking for love
i know we'll be rolling again someday soon
somewhere around the bend
i know we'll have better luck in my pickup truck

9 out of 10 were still looking at me
I asked her, "Are you from Tennesse 'cuz baby, you're the only 10 I see."
She smiled back much to my surprise
"I need a map 'cuz I'm lost in your eyes" was the last thing I said before her purse hit my head.
Now we're sitting here all alone
Me and Chevy at the side of the road wondering how our dynamic duo went so wrong

but me and my old pickup truck
these days we dont pick up much
Maybe pink furry dice and a can of Old Spice are making us too hot to touch
i know we'll be rolling again someday soon
somewhere around the bend
i know we'll have better luck - me and my pickup truck

maybe we need to give this thing just one more try
bigger tires and a new paint job with flames on the side would really pimp out our ride

me and my old pickup truck
these days we dont pick up much
but i know in a while, we'll be driving in style
crawling on out of this truck
i'm sure we'll be rolling again someday soon
somewhere around the bend
i know we'll have better luck - me and my pickup truck
just a couple of fix 'er ups in my pickup truck