It's christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile
But he's just a pedophile
So you better watch your child
Chistmas trees in every house
Covered in shiny lights
But just turn brown and die
Or set your whole house on fire
These are the reasons I hate the season
But I'm a give it a try

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heartche and my pain
With mistletoe and candy canes
This Christmas will go my way

Having fun with all your friends
Sipping on that egg nog
But it just look like jizz
All ober your upper lips
House made out of ginger brea
Cookies like Christmas trees
Giving your heart disease
And type two diabetes
(It's only diabetes)
These are the reasons I hate the season
But I'm a give it a try

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heartche and my pain
With mistletoe and candy canes
This chistmas will go my way

I've never seen reindeer fly
I've never heard the sleigh bells ring
Never seen a snowman come to life
I've never heard the angels sing
But I hope and I pray
That maybe the Christmas day
That'll change

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heartche and my pain
With all the mistletoe and candy canes
This Christmas will go my

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heartche and my pain
Let's just dance the night away
This Christmas is going my way

Just dance with me