I wake up on the wrong side of my floor
My clothes still smell like the night before
Where am I?
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)
I'm like a fat-kid running through a candy store
Like an nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)

I'm not trying to be a saint
I don't wanna be president someday
I'm just trying to make my way
Yeah

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
It ain't no ones fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah

So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all say

Oops my bad
I never said
I'd ever get it right

La da da da da

My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
And that being with me is what turned her gay
What's with me?
Why does this happen all the time? (Time)
I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
I'm like a black guy switching lanes infront of the cops
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)

I'm not trying to be a saint
I don't wanna be president someday
I'm just trying to make my way
Yeah

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
It ain't no ones fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah

So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all say

Oops my bad
I never said
I'd ever get it right

La da da da da

I'm just a bad luck charm
To blame when things go wrong
Been cursed since I was born
Maybe one day I'll change
For now all I can say
Yeah

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
It ain't no ones fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah

So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all say

Oops my bad
I never said
I'd ever get it right

Oops my bad
I never said
I'd ever get it right

Oops my bad
I never said
I'd ever get it right

Da da da da da da

Ah fuck it