You laughed and said you'd leave me all alone
Did you think I'd sit and cry and stay at home?
Well, I'm gonna go get stoned and have some fun
Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come

I'm gonna have to tie one on tonight
Sit 'em up, put 'em down till I feel right
Then I won't miss you when they take me home
Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come

Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come
I'll just drink till I can't think of what you've done
I'll find another way to have my fun
Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come

I'll take in every honky tonk in town
Every stop I make, I'll order up a round
I'll drink till I forget that you are gone
Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come

Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come
I'll just drink till I can't think of what you've done
I'll find another way to have my fun
Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come
Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come