I'm a grass-fed, free-range, non-GMO shit
Gluten-free, wagyu beef, au naturel bitch
You pick me up, you'll never wanna put me down
I promise you that you'll be singing out loud

Happy birthday to you
I'm the prize, baby, you can't lose
It's up to you, honey, you choose
I said, I'm right, all ready if you're ready for me, uh

I eat food with my hands
Do the Cha-Cha when I dance
I'm no good at making plans (yeah, yeah)
Fresh face, little waist
I can put you in your place
Freak in the sheets, at the movies, and back at your place

You should thank God the heavens designed me
You noticin' it when you walk by me
You say, What's that? It's rеally nice
Wearin' this shit my whole lifе
What's that material? Oh, yeah, it's wife

Da, da-da, yeah

I'm a diamond and the facet
Hit your balance and your assets
Your friends kiss your ass, and
I'm a girl with many talents
Your newest, baddest habit
When I leave, you wish you hadn't

Happy birthday to you
Say, I'm the prize, baby, you can't lose
It's up to you, honey, you choose
I said, I'm right, all ready if you're ready for me, uh

I eat food with my hands
Do the Cha-Cha when I dance
I'm no good at making plans (yeah, yeah)
Fresh face, little waist
I can put you in your place
Freak in the sheets, at the movies, and back at your place

You should thank God the heavens designed me
You noticin' it when you walk by me
You say, What's that? It's really nice
Wearin' this shit my whole life
What's that material? Oh, yeah, it's wife

Da, da-da, yeah
Ah-ta-da-da, da-da

Here comes your life
Dressed in something nice, yeah
(I mean, isn't this the best song ever?)
Oh, yeah, it's wife