This one's for every clown without a deal
Throwing up drinks in your Hollywood for a meal
You think you're a star
Yeah, the kind that turns heads in your hometown bar
This one's for every clown who had to go far

Charmed
Charmed
I'm ten seconds from being alarmed
Charmed
Charmed
I'm ten seconds from being alarmed

Just a nip and tuck, you'll be living it up
Or just give me a week, or just give me a month
Just a nip and tuck, you'll be living it up
Or just give me a week, or just give me a month

Like my songs? Got a funny way of showing it
Like my songs? Got a funny way of showing it
Like my songs? Got a funny way of showing it
Like my songs? Got a funny way of showing it

This one's for every clown without a deal
Once you sell your guitar, you can learn how to steal
You think you're a star
The kind that turns heads in your hometown bar
This one's for every clown who had to go far

Charmed
Charmed
I'm ten seconds from being alarmed
Charmed
Charmed
I'm ten seconds from being alarmed

Just a nip and tuck, you'll be living it up
Or just give me a week, or just give me a month
Just a nip and tuck, you'll be living it up
Or just give me a week, or just give me a month

Like my songs? Got a funny way of showing it
Like my songs? Got a funny way of showing it
Like my songs? Got a funny way of showing it
Like my songs? Got a funny way of showing it
Funny way of showing it
Funny way of showing it
Funny way of showing it
Funny way of showing it