I remember way back, when i was just a boy
goin' places with my mom and dad
It used to scare me to death,
how mamma used to act
after six or seven beers she's had
We were sittin' at a table,
when mamma got disabled,
all the liquor runnin' through her head
Soon i got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin',
when he grabbed me by the arm and said

Don't look now, mamma's got her boobs out,
showin' everybody in town
Faces turnin' red,
we were wishin' we were dead
There were people standin' all around, yeah
When mamma get to drinkin,
there ain't much thinkin'
There's nothing anybody can do
you just hope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin' with you

Well, we got her in a truck,
and we started drivin' home,
when mamma said she had to go
Daddy pulled over,
we were standin' on a shoulder,
while mom was puttin' on a show
Well, he started up the truck,
and mamma stood up,
with the pants still around her knees
When we heard mamma holler
if you give me a dollar,
i'll let you take a peek at these

Don't look now, mamma's got her boobs out,
showin' everybody in town
Faces turnin' red,
we were wishin' we were dead
There were people standin' all around
When mamma get to drinkin',
There ain't much thinkin'
There's nothing anybody can do
you just hope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin with you.

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Reginatto