I came home knocked out after work

That's when my telephone goes berserk
How can I unwind or get some rest
Receiving sick phone calls from a lonely pest
Find someone else to bother
Mister or miss obscene phone caller
Why do you get off breathing on that phone

Obscene phone caller leave me alone
Why did you have to pick me out of all the people in the directory

I don't know what's going thru' your mind
But these nackoff phone calls are a waste of time
I must have my number changed
Or trace these calls from whence they came

If alexander bell were alive today
Would he want the telephone to be used this way?
Find someone else to bother
Mister or miss obscene phone caller
Obscene phone caller
Find someone else to bother
Obscene phone caller
You dirty little nasty twit