Open up and say ah cause this won't hurt a bit
Making mad libs of our history for the funny of it
He's not quite lucifer, though you wouldn't have a clue
If pulling teeth weren't as popular as talking to you

It took a lot of nerve to come inside my head
Throw another curve with everything you said
And I'm swinging for the fences
Looking fastball on every pitch instead

This is about me, yeah yeah, this is about me
You're my long lost someone elegy
Say goodbye before you say hello to me
Hello, hello, hello to me

It's against the law but everything is legit
I'm not used to this attention, without paying for it
These odds are beatable, you just make the wire
And you pour another drink, and you set another fire

But they don't budge, a joker's always wild
I'm the judge the jury and the child
And I forgive you, I forgive you
But I'm guilty - let the punishment be mild

This is about me, yeah yeah, this is about me
You're my long lost someone elegy
Say goodbye before you say hello to me
Hello, hello, hello to me

Now I'm standing at the party
In the bright lights in my underwear
I only wanted your attention
Not these stares

This is about me, yeah yeah, this is about me
You're my long lost someone elegy
Say goodbye before you say hello to me
Hello, hello, hello to me