Oh, Madonna, oh, Madonna
Oh, Madonna

I don't miss you
Just who you used to be
And you don't ring true
So, please, stop calling me

Your I love you is ten a penny
You're dropping clues
Like you've got any
You got to choose
There's been so many

I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna
No man on earth could say
That he doesn't want her

This look of love says I'm leaving
You're frozen now
I've done the freezing
I'm walking out
Madonna's calling me

She's got to be obscene to be believed
That's her routine
Not what she means to me

I found myself by circumstance
Across a room, where people dance
And quite by chance
She danced right next to me

I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna
No man on earth could say
That he doesn't want her

It's me, not you
I've got to move on
You're younger too
But she's got her groove on
I'm sorry, love
Madonna's calling me

Oh, Madonna, oh, Madonna
Oh, Madonna, oh, Madonna

I wanna tell you a secret
We're having drinks with Kate and Stella
Gwyneth's here, she's brought her fella
But all I wanna do is take Madonna home

I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna
No man on earth could say
That he doesn't want her

It's me, not you
I've got to move on
You're younger too
But she's got her groove on
I'm sorry, love
Madonna's calling me