A consumer
Advocate
A breath of fresh air
In an otherwise smoky room
He digs the
Environment
With just a little bit of anal retention
Ralph Nader tells the crowds
He�ll try to represent them
They clap and cheer real loud

The polls come out with Bush ahead
The democrats they can�t deny
That something�s wrong

Don�t vote Nader
They beg you
If you�re feeling green
Go and dig a hole and plant a tree
Don�t vote Ralph Nader
That won�t do
They�ll put a Bush right back in D.C.

Don�t vote for
Ralph Nader
Ralph
He�s good for Bush
He�s good for Bush
He�s bad for trees
He�s good for Bush
He�s bad for trees
Bad
No