Ladies and gentlemen
To those among you
Who are easily frightened
We suggest you
Turn away now
To those of you
Who think they can take it
We say:

WELCOME TO THE MAD HOUSE!

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MAD HOUSE

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Come on come on in
MAD HOUSE

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WELCOME TO THE MAD HOUSE

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Come on come on in