"Oh wow, man!
Wait a second man
Whaddaya think the teacher's
Gonna look likethis year?
My butt, man!"

Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
Teacher needs to see me after school

(Chorus)
I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher
I got it bad, so bad, I'm hot for teacher

"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
I brought my pencil
Gimme something to write on, man
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold"

I know about this school
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

(Chorus)
"Oh, man, I think the clock is slow
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed"