Cruisin' in the sunshine
Ain't yet been to bed
I could hear the motor whistlin'
Something's off the wall again
Hey give my regards to Broadway
Tell 'em I got change to spare
One big buck
Gonna have to suck up here

Anything you want, dear
Is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say, dear
I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Talkin' about some pictures
Now wouldn't that be a scream
But movies are for retards
Like me and Maybelline
Hey give my regards to Boston
Ask 'em who'll buy the beer
Don't want to get pop
Find yourself a rockin' chair

Anything you want, dear
Is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say, dear
I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Never get passed the dice dear
God dammit, I'm gonna roll
People that pick your nose clean
So what we owe, owe, owe
Hey give my regards to Broadway
Tell 'em I don't even care
If you want a good joke
Why split, we could go broke right here

Anything you want, dear
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say, dear
I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

And anything you want, dear
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say, dear
I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
I'll buy