Michael
Hold my hand and spin me
'Round until I'm dizzy
Loosen up my chemicals
Michael
Hold my hand and spin me
'Round until I'm dizzy
Loosen up my chemicals

Michael
Lick the poison apple
Drag me to the chapel
Pullin' out my centerfold
Michael
Lick the poison apple
Drag me to the chapel
Pullin' out my centerfold

Please, please, please
Won't you teach me how to play?
Won't you do it every way?
Oh, it's such a scary way

Please, please, please
Yeah, I wanna scab today
Put it in my favorite placе
Kinda hurts but that's okay

Michael
No, I fuckin' hate her
Yеah, you're such a player
Why don't you just cut her off?
Michael
Save me some for later
Freaking out the neighbors
Shatter like a Molotov

Please, please, please
Won't you teach me how to play?
Won't you do it every way?
Oh, it's such a scary way
Please, please, please
Yeah, I wanna scab today
Put it in my favorite place
Kinda hurts but that's okay

Shut the fuck up!