Reptile bound for heaven
Cut him down to size
Bible brainwashed fucker
Security when he dies

Watch him sin, sin, sin
Slithering to paradise
He has such scaly skin
and a face wide fake ass grin

You know forgiveness is dead
God will not forgive
Satan will be your friend
Someday when you won't live

Minister snake
Wears a devilish grin
Minister snake
Ready to give in
Minister snake
Got a devil for a friend
Minister snake
Likes to sin, sin, sin

He resides in the house of God
Barracks for his fucking army
What a traitor, what a traitor
He really bows to me

He kneels at the alter of Christ
Well aware of the price
He's gonna pay, won't get in
Lord knows he's no virgin

- Hello little girl. Where are your parents?
* They died. I have no home.
- You're a smart little girl then. You
knew to come to the right place,
where you will be loved under God's roof.
* Thank you father.
- We'll take good care of you. In fact,
why don't you stay at my house. We
have lots of candy and toys.
* Ok thank you father.
- Ok. This will be our little
secret, right?