I told you that I'll come back one day
insecticide is on its way

Help me, help me - Crab-Louse attack
go back, go back, go back from my neck wildlife reserve, wildlife reserve
charged to preserve, charge to preserve
"Lets make an expedition into the animal kingdom"

Invasion - you lay in your bed and the troops march down
your neck
sensation - they've found a paradise and you'll
be their slave

Armies around you - no way out
war of conquest - scream and shout
be their friends or die

Sacrifice - scraping is no use, your reputation you will lose
feel the knife - what you need is a shave, but you've
got good hiding places Capitulate - what a shame
it's your fate-take the blame-be their friend or die

Bringing disease, we're living in peace we're not your enemies
so come, take our hands
united we stand - welcome to Crablouse City

Remember the days, when sadness has signed me
my soul has been torn, but now I'm reborn, you see
I've found some friends, my misery ends
millions and more signing the choir of my holy war
so watch out you fools, you were my tools
they're doing the march, the day has come, the
Crab-Louse rules

The escapades - some joy with the boy who
had the village in his trousers
Red alert - when the boy loves the maid, the
Crab-Louse is afraid
Armies around you - what a shame
Suiters get infected - take the blame - be their friend or die

Be their friend or diiiiiiie.....