How’d you like to cut the beak off a chick?
Keep it in a small dark cage?
Artificially impregnate a cow?
Skin it while it’s still alive?
Kill it at a fifth of its life span, and feed it back to other cows?
You’re off the hook
You can get animal products without having to get your hands dirty
Won’t cost you an arm and a leg
As all conceivable corners have been cut
It’s just the companies’ way of showing that they care
They’ve handled everything
So that you can buy meat
And not have to think about how it fucking got there