It's okay, it just sucks to hear it on the phone
Going from town to town knowing you won't be there when I get back home.
Gonna be so lonely and so lost there without you.

Who am I gonna take to the movies
Who am I gonna make out with at the end
If you're gonna leave me then set me up with one of your friends

I won't find another girl on my own
I don't think you understand how dependent on you I've grown
Gonna gripe and moan till someone does something for me

Who am I gonna bring to the party
who am I gonna cling to when the room spins?
If you're gonna leave me then set me up with one of your friends

HEY!

Who am I gonna go all the way with
Yeah you're right I won't but I'd like to pretend
If you're gonna leave me then set me up with one of your friends

Ask around, don't you think some girlfriend of yours
is dying to take care of me
I'm a little lamb with a little money
and lots of love to give for lots of love ohhhh.....

Who am I gonna buy souvenirs for
Who am I gonna fly out for the weekend
If you're gonna leave me then set me up with one of your friends

HEY!

Who am I gonna take to the Grammy's
Who am I gonna make out with when I win
If you're gonna leave me then set me up with one of your friends

Set me up with one of your friends (3X)