The eyes of the squirrel are watching
The eyes of the squirrel are watching

The eyes of the squirrel are watching
Barry swing his bat
Piano playing cats
Big mouth drunken whores

The eyes of the squirrel are watching
Drama that's for free
On reality TV
Where's that tuna casserole

The eyes of the squirrel are watching
The eyes of the squirrel are watching

The eyes of the squirrel are watching
As we change our minds
At least a half a dozen times
Are we leaning red or leaning blue

The eyes of the squirrel are watching
The oil's constant flow
Through the Gulf of Mexico
Anyone for battered shrimp?

The eyes of the squirrel are watching
The eyes of the squirrel are watching

The eyes of the squirrel are watching
Some idiot start to fester
Where he shot that child molester
Some call him hero, some call him con

The eyes of the squirrel are watching
Another arrogant ass
Says he's got an N-word pass
What the hell's an N-word pass

The eyes of the squirrel are watching
The eyes of the squirrel are watching

The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching
Brad and An-Jolie
Expand their family
Who's gonna be the next Octomom

The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching
Obama wave his pecker
At the infrastructure wreckers
Saying whatcha' gonna do bout' that gun control

The eyes of the squirrel are watching
The eyes of the squirrel are watching