hey miss monkey dont get all upset
shaved off your fur and yer drippin soakin wet
take a thigh bone and crash it on a rock
wiggle your toes inside a toasty winter sock
dry your eyes all over me
cause I'm a skinny winner and I do as I please
I grab a cab and take a cross country trip
so please pass the pain through the cut on your lip and then

throw a bone into the middle of a long long time
I open up my hand and…
smack dab in the middle is a slow slow fly

hey jaspy jasper where the hell are you?
out walking the doggies and pickin up the poo
you got to pick up the poo and put it in a sack
and sling that sack right over your back and then

throw a bone into the middle of a long long time
I open up my hand and…
smack dab in the middle is a slow slow fly