Found out my woman been sneakin' around
Found her a new man from somewhere outta town
Laughin' behind my back, like I was a joke
But I got the last laugh, and I ain't just blowin' smoke...

Every dog's gonna have his day
Then there's gonna be hell to pau
Too many times, the bad guy gets away
Oh... Not today

Got me a shotgun and my brother's boat
Cement blocks and a loggin' chain, so he don't float
Good night for fishin', the water's still and black
Two of us are goin'; only one'll be comin' back

Everydog's gonna have his day
Then there's gonna be hell to pay
Too many times, the bad guy gets away
Oh... Not today

Been four years since he went down
Nobody dragged the river. Nobody asked around.
Guess she don't miss him, never shed a tear.
It's a helluva story, nobody's ever gonna hear.

Everydog's gonna have his day
Then there's gonna be hell to pay
Too many times, the bad guy gets away
Oh... Not today

Ain't no witness,
Ain't no crime.
Me and my woman
Been doin' fine...