He scares easily
It makes him so... angry
At me

And his head it spins around
Just like the exorcist and I
Find it ever so
Hard to resist his cries

But there's nothing more sadistic than an infant
Waving his pistol in my face
He wants me right down on my knees
Crumbling in disgrace

But he underestimates my mind
I know he's messing with my head
My only weakness is
I can't believe the guy could be entirely dead

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal
human being
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Trigger Happy Jack you're gonna blow
But I'm gonna get off before you go
My Trigger Happy Jack is just a drive by
A Go-Go

And after a while he calms down
And he looks at me like a prince
But I know I better bite the bullet
'Cause it's just another one of his
Jedi mind tricks

Well this ain't no head trip honey
This is a collision on the road
And you've got me feeling oh just like a roadkill
But you know deep down I know

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human
being
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Trigger Happy Jack you're gonna blow
But I'm gonna get off before you go
My Trigger Happy Jack is just a drive by
A Go-Go

Why do you make me feel like this?
Why do you gotta be such a dick?
(I feel like shit)
Go-Go

And I hate myself
Just enough to want him
And I hate him just enough to get off

But I understand him
Maybe I'm just crazy enough
To love him
Why not?
Why not

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human
being
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human
being
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human
being
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human
being
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human
being

Uhhhhhh.