You moan and squirm to suck our sperm
You choke and cough when we get off
You really are disgusting little pigs, aren't you?

You're fucking, sucking, in our truck
Then, reaming, ramming, in our rooms
You really are disgusting little pigs, aren't you?

Road pigs... road pigs, you are...
Road pigs... slobbering little sluts!
Road pigs... road pigs, you are
Road pigs!!!

Yeah, you stand backstage all wonderstruck,
Trying to decide which one to fuck...
You really are disgusting little pigs, aren't you?
You want the band to squeeze your tits,
You want it so bad you'd lick our zits!
Disgusting little fucking whores, you are, you are!

Road pigs... road pigs, you are...
Road pigs... slobbering little sluts!
Road pigs... road pigs, you are
Road pigs!!!

Hey honey, ever seen the 'pile-pole'???

Solo

Road pigs... road pigs, you are...
Road pigs... slobbering little sluts!
Road pigs... road pigs, you are
Road pigs!!!

Yeah, you want us to probe and poke your gash
You crave a thumb stuck up yer ass!
You really are disgusting little pigs, aren't you?
We leave you naked, standing there,
With sweat and cum dried in your hair!
Disgusting little fucking whores, you are, you are!!!

Road pigs... road pigs, you are...
Road pigs... slobbering little sluts!
Road pigs... road pigs, you are
Road pigs!!! horny little sluts!
Road pigs... road pigs, you are!
Road pigs!!!