He's Alabama-bound with a load of bananas,
Headin' south across the Mason-Dixon line.
Then he's haulin' pinapples to Gary, Indiana.
Gotta burn some rubber, make that highway whine.

He's a mobile mammal and I bet you a fiver
He's eatin' hush puppies and corn on the cob.
He's a semi-aquatic semi driver
A full-time agent with a part-time job.

Aw yeah, I'll bet you a fiver!
That there's a mobile mammal!

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh! Woo!