Ultra-violet rays wash over
All the boys and girls
As their moms lay tanning by the pool
Oh, look, their dad's arriving home
All the children hug his neck
Unaware of their inheritance

All the experts say you ought to start them young
That way they'll naturally love the taste of corporate cum

God bless the indian summer
God bless the indian summer
God bless the indian summer

Don't you just love the sun
Doesn't it make you feel good all over

It's my pleasure to announce
In conjunction with the fed
And my recent popularity

Thanks in part ot mother nature
It will never rain again
It should do wonders for the GNP

If you're just joining us now
You've missed a brilliant speech
We go now live to the streets
To find out what the voters think
He's worked a miracle
I just now bought a brand new car

God bless the indian summer